What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Anti Joke

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