whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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