What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Patriarchy.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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kesha is a virgin.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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