- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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