What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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banana

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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