Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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I'm tired.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Donald Trump

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like for a handjob.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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i hate black people

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Anti Joke

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