Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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