2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What is next?

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Anti Joke

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