What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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