Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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lipstick pig

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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