What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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