Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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your life

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45.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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