how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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homosexual

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Anti Joke

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