What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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womens rights

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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