Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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knock knock. come in.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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