Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Anti Joke

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