Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Anti Joke

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