Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Hillary Clinton

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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