- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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