How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Snarf Nuggets

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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I'm banging your sister.

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Hummer.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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Anti Joke

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