AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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