What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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