What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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your mother

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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