Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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knock knock

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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EGGPLANT

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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