Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Justin Bieber

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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