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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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