Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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