Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Christianity

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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