what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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