How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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shut up iggy

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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AIDS

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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hi

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Your biggest fan.

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69

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Anti Joke

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