Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Fags are gay.

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The WNBA

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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hi my name is? joe

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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