- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A blind man walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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