Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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seek beauty

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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hi dave

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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