Baby Seal walks into a club.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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clamidia

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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bite me

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Nickelback.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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