Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Xbox One

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Anti Joke

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