Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Caca.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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gay marriage.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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