This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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