Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Video Games

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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A women in the kitchen.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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