Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Hey, Max!!

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Jerry.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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