how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Justin with a hat.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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