Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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