Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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No antijoke here.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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