what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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