Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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The Female Orgasm

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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