You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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