Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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Why are elephants ears sooo big? The big ears are to help the elephants stay cool. Elephants don't sweat, so they have a hard time dissipating excess heat (keeping cool). Their large ears contain many blood vessels that allow heat to escape into the air. When you see elephants they are usually moving their ears back and forth. This fanning helps to dissipate more heat than if their ears remained still. The enormous ears of elephants act as cooling devices. The gigantic earflaps (which can measure up to 2 square metres (21.5 square feet) are equipped with an intricate web of blood vessels. When the animal flaps its ears, the blood temperature lowers by as much as 5 degrees Celsius (9 degrees Fahrenheit). To keep cool

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Dude man, I'm high...

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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