MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Tim and Eric

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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