A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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