where's waldo? in a picture book.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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