Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy are stranded in the middle of a desert. After many days of not finding food, water, or shelter they contemplate cannibalism to survive, but can't decide who to eat. The mexican dies first for an unrelated reason

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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