your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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