Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

thumb_up thumb_down -19

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops