What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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