What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Ben Affleck

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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