:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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