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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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