An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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