What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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