I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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America

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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