What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Asian women drivers...

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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