Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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