- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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