Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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How high is a Chinaman

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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