Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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