Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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A white person at Harvard

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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