Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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