How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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