Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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