What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Get on your knees Ho

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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