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Are You A Zombie?

  • "dying of terminal cancer" is redundant.

  • Alternate punchline: The horse replies "My alcoholism is destroying my family"

  • The horse answers, "I was born with it, what's your excuse?"

  • Why the long face? The horse replies, "I'VE just come first in The Olympics, and they'VE given the gold medal to the posh fool on my back"

  • my friend's dad is a pediatrician and she told this joke to him on the same day he told a kid's parents he had terminal brain cancer, it didnt go too well... but im sure if situations were different, he wouldve laughed

  • Maybe an alternative could just be "My wife has terminal cancer" or "my wife was just killed in a car crash".

  • stop resorting to the boring 'LOL HORSES CANT TALK' theme of lazy anti-jokes and realise the whole reason these are funny.

  • What do you call a cow with no legs? A cow.

  • Im the one who posted this... i heard it from a friend so lets just relax 4th comment guy.

  • A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse responds " I'm not a horse! I'm Sarah Jessica Parker!"

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