Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Pickles are moist.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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