What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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