What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Blind people can't read this.

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