what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Nickelback.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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A hill billy went fishing

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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guess what what? nothing.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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