Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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pudding

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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cancer

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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