a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Penis.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Five.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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