Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Men's rights

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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