a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Anti Joke

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